Red Scharlach (redscharlach) wrote,
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Gratuitous Birthday Poem

The Jurman
(translated from the original French, L'allemande)


The Jurman stands among the stars.
She sings and wears supportive bras.
The Jurman.

The Jurman breathes a different air
And nibbles cake without a care.
The Jurman.

The Jurman tells herself with glee:
"I am an awesome Teuton, squee!"
The Jurman.

The Jurman goes out on the piss.
May all her birthdays end like this!
The Jurman.
Tags: birthdays
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