She cheers me up, that Jurman lass.
This won't surprise you, but it's TROO.
She stuns me with the wit she has
And her GRATE SKILLZ with LANGWIDGE too
And she is cheered up in her turn
By chatting with strange foreign chums
Who use weird words that she must learn
And squee when they spy lovely bums.
I wish you merriment today,
O Teuton that I luv the most!
Herzlichen Glückwunsch, hip-hooray!
(P.S. Your prezzie's in the post...)