This is actually rather topical because there's a Top Gear Ground Force special for Sport Relief on Friday 14 March (BBC2, 10 pm). But hey, when have I ever needed an excuse? If you'd told me a few years ago that one day I'd find a use for the phrase "cute little Jeremy Clarkson", I probably wouldn't have believed you. How times change.
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As usual, I aim to please, so if the icon of your dreams is a slight variation on any of the above, let me know and I'll see what I can do...