Red Scharlach (redscharlach) wrote,
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The liberation of lovesticks from their denim prisons

As regular readers may recall, I have long been amused by bodice-ripper romance novels. A recent post on Judge A Book By Its Cover reminded me of this neglected but still smouldering passion of mine, and inspired the following quiz.

Poll #1220087 True romance or sham seduction? You decide!

Half of these titles are genuine romance novels from the Harlequin/Mills & Boon line. The other half are completely made up. Tick only the ones that you think are REAL. (It's more fun if you don't check Amazon first.)

The Italian Boss's Mistress of Revenge
0(0.0%)
Ravished by the Rich Russian Rogue
0(0.0%)
Boardroom Tiger, Bedroom Dragon
0(0.0%)
The Millionaire's Inexperienced Love-Slave
0(0.0%)
Pretending with the Playboy
0(0.0%)
Faking with the Frenchman
0(0.0%)
Fulk the Reluctant
0(0.0%)
Shafte the Magnificent
0(0.0%)
Innocent Wife, Baby of Shame
0(0.0%)
A Consultant Beyond Compare
0(0.0%)
Pumped Full of Babymaking Juice by a Studly Mediterranean
0(0.0%)
His Massive Tick, Her Aching Box
1(1.1%)


For the curious or confounded, I shall post the correct answers in a day or two. In the meantime, you might like to try inventing some of your own: I'm particularly keen on The Gallifreyan Love God's Untamed Tongue, along with Welsh Teaboy by Day, Passion Puppet by Night...
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