This will not affect my position in the royal succession, or my role vis-à-vis the hierarchy of the Church of England, but it will bring some much-needed clarification to the British constitution, not to mention the seating arrangements at dinner parties.
Despite the fact that the eyes of the world are bound to be focused upon me, I intend to claim loudly that I want everything kept discreet and low-key, and I shall be carrying out my public duties on that day as normal. There will be no public holiday so
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