Red Scharlach (redscharlach) wrote,
Red Scharlach
redscharlach

A little less conversation, a little more torque

Note to self: Never EVER watch the Men & Motors channel, even if they are showing The Professionals and/or The Sweeney. All the adverts are about strip-poker websites and/or phone hotlines where you can flirt with sexy women who want to meet YOU. It makes me feel like I am going to grow up and become a sad middle-aged divorced man who never leaves the house and spends his entire leisure time trying to download half-naked pictures of Angelina Jolie for his mobile phone. Of course, this is totally incorrect – I'm much more likely to become a mad old lady with 47 incontinent cats.

Speaking of men and motors, the new series of Top Gear starts next Sunday. I am looking forward to pointless stunts, rigged races, overwrought metaphors and a plethora of sarcastic comments about Richard's daytime TV career, James's delicate dislike for speed and Jeremy's penchant for shouting "powerrrrr!!!" while oversteering wildly on quiet country roads. More of the same, in other words. Hooray...
Tags: telly, top gear
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