On the off-chance that there is someone reading this who's been watching both How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? and Sinchronicity*, was Simona the Romanian playing the porn star who shagged Nathan's dad on the living-room carpet this week? Because a) it really really looked like her, but I missed the credits to check names, and b) it was as amusingly un-Julie Andrews a role as you could possibly imagine.
Can anyone enlighten me?
* Look, one of these programmes features Captain Jack pretending to be Simon Cowell, and the other features Jackie Tyler wearing a corset and talking dirty.** Ipso facto, they are both canon as canon can be, surely?
** Although yes, it would be even more canon if it were the other way around...