Red Scharlach (redscharlach) wrote,
Red Scharlach

Gratuitous Birthday Poem

The Jurman
(translated from the original French, L'allemande)

The Jurman stands among the stars.
She sings and wears supportive bras.
The Jurman.

The Jurman breathes a different air
And nibbles cake without a care.
The Jurman.

The Jurman tells herself with glee:
"I am an awesome Teuton, squee!"
The Jurman.

The Jurman goes out on the piss.
May all her birthdays end like this!
The Jurman.
Tags: birthdays
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