Red Scharlach (redscharlach) wrote,
Red Scharlach

We need to talk about Seven

Today the world is agog with the release of the latest and last Harry Potter cover designs. And now, in another thrilling HP EXCLUSIVE, it falls to me to reveal the international advertising campaign that will be coming SOON to a billboard near YOU, having been forged and honed by skilled marketeers for literally MINUTES in the hope of capturing the imaginations of a huge and slightly jaded fandom.

Rumours that Nicole Kidman is being lined up to play J.K. Rowling in a multi-million-dollar TV commercial (in which she will be seen fleeing across the rooftops of Edinburgh from a horde of slavering psychotic fangurls) are as yet unconfirmed. But watch this space...
Tags: fan art, harry potter
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