Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
Admittedly, since I am currently trudging through the 47th circle of Work Purgatory, I probably don't need any more daft images trying to squish their way into my already overwrought brain. But silliness is a tried and tested form of relaxation, n'est-ce pas? Of course it is...