Red Scharlach (redscharlach) wrote,
Red Scharlach

It's an artificially enhanced HP exclusive...

So, Potterdom is agog with the news that the latest HP movie ads are using unsubtle Photoshopping to augment the assets of their adolescent stars.

Now, using my wide-ranging network of shady Hollywood contacts, I have managed to unearth further EXCLUSIVE evidence of these shoddy attempts to boost the sexuality quotient of a wholesome family movie to appeal to the dirty raincoat brigade:

Meanwhile, back in Who-land, Tudor_Roses passes by once again to tell me about another bizarre sales gimmick from the BBC toy marketing department. Production line cock-up or secret werewolf conspiracy? You decide. Frankly, I was too startled by the sight of the werewolf's nether appendages to make my mind up....
Tags: harry potter
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