Retail therapy for the fandom soul

Exhausted by the day-to-day grind of being a fan? Tired of the same old scandals and squabbles? Ever wish online life could be easier?

Well, fret no longer. As part of my ongoing interest in ~~making a quick buck~~ helping my fannish comrades, I am proud to present a brand new designer range that will fill holes in your existence that you never knew you had.