I am now desperate to find out all I can about Love and Man Pole, and can't decide whether they are more likely to be:
- a 1970s singing duo, rather like The Captain & Tennille but with more suggestive lyrics. Their bestselling albums probably included Love & Manpole Make It With You, Love & Manpole Twice Nightly, and their greatest hits LP, Love & Manpole's Twelve Inches of Satisfaction.
- a new ITV series about a pair of crusading lawyers, fighting society's prejudices and their own tedious sexual tension. Starring Robson Green as Leonard Love and Suranne Jones as Melanie Mann-Pole.
If you know of any other bits of spam that could easily be turned into cheap TV dramas, I'd be delighted to hear about them. In the meantime, if anyone needs me, I shall be sitting in this corner, scribbling Doctor Who icons like a mad thing...