For my latest showbiz-shaking concept, I've come up with a way to boost excitement about the forthcoming fourth season of Heroes by tapping into an unreached market: the under-fives! Yes, I am aware that some of the show's more bloodthirsty content may be a teensy bit unsuitable for toddlers, but hey, we can debate that after the increased ratings figures are in.
So what IS this concept, you ask? It's a range of new and Heroic interpretations of classic children's books, that's what. And here's Volume 1:
(And yeah, I know Sylar pretends that he doesn't really eat brains, but I bet he can't resist licking his fingers occasionally.)
Other titles will include The Sylar Who Came To Tea, Hiro Hears A Who, Guess How Much I Had You Genetically Modified At Birth, and a new edition of an all-time bestseller, Claire Has Two Mommies And Two Daddies And A Variable Number Of Uncles, Depending On Recent Plot Revelations.