Red Scharlach (redscharlach) wrote,
Red Scharlach
redscharlach

The days when you wish your bed was already made

It's the final day of the Sharing Is Caring meme, and I'm supposed to share "whatever tickles my fancy". Well, my fancy isn't feeling very ticklish today, mainly because it knows Monday's coming and it has to go to work tomorrow. Argh, urgh, eek, and other unexcited noises.

Nonetheless, this school-night slump has given me the idea for a quiz about unappealing but historically accurate professions, so here it is:

Poll #1460166 The Career Opportunities Quiz

Fifteen job titles are listed below. Ten of them are real occupations that genuinely once existed, while the other five are totally made up. Tick the FIVE that you think are FAKE. (And no unauthorized Googling during working hours, team.)

Bark fiddler
0(0.0%)
Corn badger
0(0.0%)
Wet salter
0(0.0%)
Stag baron
0(0.0%)
Royal pantler
0(0.0%)
Gong farmer
0(0.0%)
Donkey puncher
0(0.0%)
Wicksucker
0(0.0%)
Pork butler
0(0.0%)
Slopseller
0(0.0%)
Chopchurch
0(0.0%)
Sluggard waker
0(0.0%)
Buzzard-grace
0(0.0%)
Chafe-wax
0(0.0%)
Bottom knocker
1(2.4%)


Come back tomorrow and I may well tell you the answers...
Tags: memes, quiz, sounds a bit rude
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