January 8th, 2008


Statue of limitations

wheeler wrote an interesting piece today about the latest artworks to be proposed to fill the empty plinth in Trafalgar Square.

As a renowned cultural commentator (hem hem), I'm rather surprised that they haven't asked ME to submit a suggestion, but perhaps my invitation has been lost in the post. To rectify this egregious omission, here is my finely wrought concept, holistically designed to uplift the mental health of the citizens of London, and definitively demonstrate that there are some aesthetic fields in which the British Isles can still lead the world.

A new Tennant for the Fourth Plinth...

Statue of David (Arse Gratia Artis)

However, if you have an alternative artistic vision that you'd like to put forward, I'd rather like to hear about it...