January 10th, 2008

Animal

Get your crocodile rocks off

Once again, the BBC is about to assail us with lashings of expensively-produced television stuffed with gratuitous violence, kinky sex and canonical mpreg. And I for one cannot wait.

No, it's not Torchwood, it's David Attenborough's Life In Cold Blood! Devoted to chronicling the reptiles and amphibians of the world, the series will apparently include never-before-seen chameleon tongue action, a sea turtle orgy, and male marsupial frogs having tadpoles.

Rumours of a cameo appearance by James Marsters as Second Lizard To The Left remain, as yet, unconfirmed...