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Red Scharlach
It's about eight inches long, with a thick green rubber stem and a bulbous, knobbly tip, and it's impressively heavy. Its packaging boasts about its "air-injected pockets for ultimate comfort", and it certainly made me raise an eyebrow when I saw it brazenly displayed in a major London store.

Guess the mystery object...

What on earth can it be?

The answer lies beneath this cut...Collapse )