September 8th, 2011

Duvet Rose

Shocking Doctor Who news: Science will fall!

Regular readers will know that I can be relied upon to bring you exclusive information on the televisual issues that matter. Well, hold on tight, because here's a humdinger. Or should that be a Schrödinger?

Basically, the following torn piece of paper fell through the space-time rift under my kitchen sink and I knew I had to share it with you immediately because it carries implications of FANDOM-SHAKING magnitude! Or maybe it doesn't. It's hard to tell.

Collapse )

Professor Brian Cox was unavailable for comment, but I'd like it to be known that I can sub for him on any chat shows, news broadcasts or glittering celebrity occasions that are required...