Basically, the following torn piece of paper fell through the space-time rift under my kitchen sink and I knew I had to share it with you immediately because it carries implications of FANDOM-SHAKING magnitude! Or maybe it doesn't. It's hard to tell.
Professor Brian Cox was unavailable for comment, but I'd like it to be known that I can sub for him on any chat shows, news broadcasts or glittering celebrity occasions that are required...
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