You may have noticed that Star Trek Into Darkness has kicked up a bit of controversy for various reasons. One spoiler-free example is the fact that the movie includes a scene with Alice Eve in her bra and knickers for no particular reason, but a scene featuring Benedict Cumberbatch in the shower somehow ended up on the cutting room floor. How strange and unfair.
Anyway, in the interests of promoting equal-opportunities lechery for all, I've been thinking VERY hard about what the Trekkite Powers That Be could do to rectify this silly mistake in future movies. Here's one suggestion: