The five most frequently used nouns in the English language are (apparently):
time, people, way, water, words
Rather poetic, I thought. Also, could be potentially (if you squint hard) construed as a reference to hot DW fanfiction.... or maybe that's just me?
In other news, hot beverages and free love are now available once again due to public demand. Those first in the queue get biscuits too. Don't all rush at once.