Six Thankfully Non-Existent Top Gear Fandom SlashFic Recs
Richard and James have been challenged to spend 24 hours in a Smart Forfour. The daylight hours are no problem, but the night is dark and cold and the cameramen have gone home. What could they possibly do to keep themselves warm till morning?
(PG-13, Richard/James, missing scene)
Richard and Jeremy have snark, UST... and an eight-inch height differential. Can true love blossom up against the Cool Wall? Maybe, if Richard is willing to stand on the fridge...
(PG-13, Richard/Jeremy, fluff)
Norway Or The Highway
Alone together at last, Richard and James spend an emotionally charged night on a North Sea car ferry, but somehow Richard's heart feels like it's hundreds of miles away – to be exact, in a Mercedes SLR somewhere in a service station car park just outside Copenhagen.
(R, angst, purple prose, Richard/James, implied Richard/Jeremy)
Hard Shoulder to Cry On
As Jeremy lies prostrate in a lay-by with a bad back, he ponders life, love, death, the Aston Martin DB9 Vantage, the universe, Dutch rock bands of the 1970s, speed cameras, his relationship with Richard and James, and pretty much anything else he has an obnoxiously vociferous opinion about.
(R, implied Jeremy/Richard/James OT3, dark, Clarkson!Angst)
Settled In Transit
Part 16 of a multi-chapter shagathon extravaganza, all set in the back of a Ford Transit doing 150 mph round the Nürburgring. This episode, Sabine the sexy blonde test driver does exciting things with a gearstick (HET WARNING!!) and Richard throws up (AGAIN!).
(NC-17, Richard/Jeremy/James/anything with a V8 engine)
Going Too Far In A Reasonably Priced Car
FiNaLLy!!! The Stig takes off his helmet... who is the mystery HOT SEX GOD who lies underneath??? (clue: OMG!!! Orlando Bloom!!!) And what will he and Richard do on the bonnet of the Suzuki Liana?? (clue: TEH HAWT MONKEY SEXX!!!1111eleventy-one)
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And before we leave the realm of Utterly Fictional things, here's something that even the non-TG watchers (that's... errr... all of you) can join in with. A silly meme, borrowed from thinkzinc:
Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.