Today I went out for afternoon tea and it was very very nice and then we went to the pub and drank booze and it was also very nice and I have only got two (count them) presents so far but those present are a) flowers (PRETTY!) and b) GIN (BOOZE!!!) so that is GOOD.
I only have one minor complaint about today which is that I tried to dress up like a proper girl today with a skirt and everything, and this meant wearing hold-up fishnet stockings (the sort that requireth not garters, you know) for the first time ever, and this was all very well and good while I was sitting down all day eating lovely afternoon tea and then drinking booze, but when I got up to go home like a good girl, LO! My left stocking totally lost the will to grip and did fall down around my ankle! And then I tried to tug the thing back up again (apologies to everyone on Marylebone Road who got an unexpected glimpse of my thigh, but what's a girl to do?) but LO!! It fell back down again! And I had to walk home with one stocking up and the other stocking down around my ankle and looking, well, not as gorgeous as I would have hoped.
Moral of story: don't shop at Debenhams, for lo! They are rubbish.
Moral of story part 2: booze is lovely and I feel a GRATE LUV of humanity and hullo world, hullo sky, and mostest of all, Happy Birthday To Me.
And now I must try to drink lots of water (anti-hangover, you know) and go to bed like a good girl. Hic. Goodnight everybody.....