Red Scharlach (redscharlach) wrote,
Red Scharlach

Everything interesting begins in the mind

The advertising on London Underground constantly provides me with food for pointless thought of a morning. My current commuting hobby is trying to think up taglines for Basic Instinct 2 that are better funnier than the stupid and tedious one they're actually using on the poster.

So far I've come up with "The Full Brazilian", "Return of the Flash", "Lie Low and Snatch", "This Time She's Waxed and She's Got An Axe", "Minge and Hack It", and my particular favourite, "Kate Isn't The Only Bush Making A Comeback This Year".

I blame Ken Livingstone.
Tags: sounds a bit rude
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